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Monday, December 15, 2008

Podcast #111: The Doctor Seuss Podcast

In which Doctor Seuss drops in for a visit.


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Next time, we bid adieu to our faithful, faith-based listeners.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Podcast #110: Let's Make a Deal

In which God grants us a great boon!


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Next time: Doctor Seuss comes to visit!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Podcast #108: Blind Faith Exercises

In which God, thankfully, gives us exercises we direly need.


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Next time: Blind faith exercises, the extreme version.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Podcast #107: Hindsight

In which God teaches us that hindsight is twenty-twenty.


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Next time: Exercise time!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Podcast #106: A Gay Old Time

In which God feels... like a diva.


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Next time: We will learn that hindsight is twenty-twenty.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Podcast #105: Not Bitter At All

In which we learn that God is never bitter.


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Next time: God feels quite gay.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Podcast #104: My Battle Cry

In which, after having successfully polled us last month about His laughter, God asks us to choose His battle cry.


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Next time: God will show us that He is still not bitter.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Podcast #102: My Heroes

In which we continue the campaign against The Voice of God, as brave souls jump to God's defense!


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Next time: The crushing blow against the evildoers perpetrating The Voice of God!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Podcast #101: 'The Voice of God' Sucks!

In which we discover that some people are making fun of God!


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Tomorrow: Heroes jump to my defense!

And for more information about God's accent, see these two podcasts.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Podcast #100: The Strike Ends

In which we discover that God can, when faced with lemons, make lemonade.


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Tomorrow: Down with The Voice of God!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Podcast #98: The Pill

In which we discover the pill is not all it's cracked up to be.


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Next time: God is angry for a change.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Podcast #96: No. 9's Secret

In which we discover No. 9's unbelievable secret!


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God's strike continues! And this time it's personal!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Podcast #95: The Mysterious No. 9

In which God ponders a faithful reader's anonymity.


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Next time: There is more to No. 9 than meets the eye.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Podcast #94: I Am Not Unique

In which we do our best to believe that God is not infallible.


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Tomorrow: The mysterious No. 9!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Podcast #93: The Booboo

In which God shows us we're really paranoid.


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Tomorrow: God tries to prove that he sometimes makes mistakes.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Podcast #92: Abortion

In which we discover exactly what God feels regarding abortion.


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Next time: God tries to take back today's unfortunate events.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Podcast #91: Evolution Sucks

In which we learn that evolution is complete nonsense.


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Tomorrow: God takes a stand on abortion.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Podcast #90: I Hate Nothing

In which we discover something about nothing.


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Tomorrow: God takes a stand regarding evolution!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Podcast #89: Multiple Choice

In which we get a chance to show how much we love God.


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Next time: God's true enemy revealed!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Podcast #86: Cute Humans

In which God reveals His true feelings towards us.


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Next time: God reveals a new master plan.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Podcast #84: Last Requests

In which a dying God takes last requests...


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Tomorrow: God contemplates suicide.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Podcast #82: My Top Regrets

In which we discover what God truly regrets.


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Tomorrow: God takes last requests.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Podcast #80: Y2K

In which the truth behind Y2K is revealed.


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Tomorrow: Gaahrd is mud.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Podcast #79: Focus Groups

In which we learn that focus groups are not reliable.


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Next time: The truth about Y2k.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Podcast #78: My Laughter

In which God wants to bring joy to the world.


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Tomorrow: Evil focus groups.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Podcast #77: Me? Elitist?

In which we hear of listeners' reactions to God's new name.


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Tomorrow: God adopts a trademark laughter.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Podcast #76: Being Gaahrd Is Hard

In which God gets an historic new nickname. (Remember when he was looking for one?)


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Tomorrow: Reactions to God's new name.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Podcast #75: The Referendum Results

In which we learn how we voted.


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Tomorrow: God gets a new name!

Podcast #74: The Referendum

In which God asks us an important question.


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Tomorrow: The voting results.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Podcast #73: The Big Move

In which God realizes His life has to change.


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Tomorrow: God holds a referendum.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Podcast #72: Human-Intollerant

In which God feels unwell.


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Tomorrow: God is forced to make a life-changing decision.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Podcast #70: The BS Commandments

In which God gives us a whole new set of commandments.


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Tomorrow: The truth about Moses.

Podcast #69: Because I Said So

In which God is chided for having a big ego.


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Tomorrow: New commandments.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Podcast #68: The Song

In which God senses something in the air...


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Tomorrow: Is God's ego too big?

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Podcast #67: For Shizzle

In which God adopts the -izzle.


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Tomorrow: There will be something in the air.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Podcast #65: New Holidays

In which God announces new holidays we must celebrate.


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Tomorrow: God's 'for shizzle' speech.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Podcast #65: Top 5 Regrets

In which God reveals His true desires.


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Tomorrow: God institutes new holidays.

Podcast #64: The Sinner

In which God has a constructive dialogue with a sinner.


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Tomorrow: God reveals some of His regrets.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Podcast #63: The New Kosher

In which the kosher rules change forever.


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Tomorrow: The good email.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Podcast #62: Seinfeld

In which we discover a link between two all-powerful beings.


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Tomorrow: God tries to push through His performance anxiety.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Podcast #61: Performance Anxiety

In which God realizes He may be too perfect.


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Tomorrow: More performance anxiety.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Podcast #60: The Missing Drink

In which God's drink goes missing.


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Tomorrow: God has performance issues.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Podcast #59: The C-Word

In which God tries very hard not to say the V-word.


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Tomorrow: God's drinky-poo.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Podcast #58: Dear Rsmb1

In which God answers the readers of this blog clearly and succinctly.


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Tomorrow: The C-word.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Podcast #57: More Balls

In which God blesses us with even more information about His dainty balls.


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Tomorrow: God responds to readers' comments from the blog.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Podcast #56: My Balls

In which God makes us an offer we can't refuse.


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Tomorrow: More of God's mighty balls.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Podcast #55: Pick-Up Lines

In which God helps men pick up women.


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Tomorrow: God's mighty balls.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Podcast #54: Dating Websites Suck

In which God recalls His experiences with dating websites.


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Tomorrow: Helpful pick-up lines from the Almighty.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Podcast #52: The God Fairy

In which God explains to us where little gods come from.


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Tomorrow: God addresses His old age.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Podcast #51: The God Sutra

In which God reveals how agile He really is.


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Tomorrow: Where do little gods come from?

Monday, October 6, 2008

Podcast #50: Best Questions Ever

In which God gets really good emails.


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Tomorrow: How agile is God?

Podcast #49: Dark Much?

In which God shows us the links between Genesis and Harry Potter.


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Tomorrow: Great emails!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Podcast #48: Please Sodomize Yourselves

In which God makes one, simple request.


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Tomorrow: Genesis and Harry Potter collide.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Podcast #47: Chocolat

In which God speaks of the next Chosen People.


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Tomorrow: God discovers He has gone soft.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Podcast #46: Meh

In which God is downcast.


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Tomorrow: God discovers that life is like a box of chocolates.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Podcast #45: I Need a New Nickname

In which God floats a few names for your consideration.


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Tomorrow: The disadvantages of boredom.

Podcast #44: Closing Down the Earth

In which God considers His options.


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Tomorrow: God gets a new and better name.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Podcast #43: Reading Minds

In which God asks some tough questions.


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Tomorrow: Today's repercussions revealed.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Podcast #42: My British Accent

In which God explains yesterday's events to our satisfaction.


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Tomorrow: The downside of being God.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Podcast #41: My Texan Accent

In which God experiments with a new accent.


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Tomorrow: The repercussions of today's events.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Podcast #40: The Pregnant Lady Again

In which God shows us where to find proof that He exists.


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Tomorrow: Why does God have a British accent?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Podcast #39: The Pregnant Lady

In which God receives a disturbing email.


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Tomorrow: More of the pregnant lady.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Podcast #37: The Secret of Life

In which God answers listeners' emails and is civil about it.


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Tomorrow: A pregnant woman ires God.

Podcast #36: Me? Insulting?

In which God addresses complaints that he is offending everyone... and ends up offending everyone.


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Tomorrow: The secret of life and colonic episodes.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Podcast #35: Religious People Really Suck

In which God happens to mention Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.


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Tomorrow: God will address complaints that He is offending everyone.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Podcast #34: Religious People Suck

In which God shows religious people what's what.


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Tomorrow: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Podcast #33: My Archnemesis

In which God talks about superheroes, Stan Lee, and gangsta rap.


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Tomorrow: God will address the corrosive power of prayer.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Podcast #32: Atheists

In which God reveals His opinions towards atheists.


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Tomorrow: God's archnemesis revealed!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Podcast #31: License to Kill

In which God compares Himself to James Bond.


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Tomorrow: God reveals His feelings towards atheists.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Podcast #30: Marshmallow Jesus

In which God recalls happier times.


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Tomorrow: God compares Himself to James Bond.

Podcast #29: Leading the Blind

In which God goes one-on-one against a blind man. It's the showdown of the century!


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Tomorrow: Marshmallow Jesus. So: Who you gonna call?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Podcast #28: Free At Last

In which God gets some grave news and responds with typical apathy... or not.


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Tomorrow: God recalls a marshmallow Jesus.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Podcast #27: The Statement

In which God speaks from the heart... more or less.


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Tomorrow: The tragic breakup.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Podcast #26: Feminism Sucks

In which God responds to angry feminists.


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Tomorrow: God bears the repercussions of His last three posts.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Podcast #25: Women Still Suck

In which God enlightens us as to women's true place in society.


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Tomorrow: God will address angry emails from feminists.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Podcast #24: Women Suck

In which God reveals why He is scared of women.


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Tomorrow: More revelations about women.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Podcast #22: I Am Not Wikipedia

In which God regrets comparing himself to Wikipedia in an earlier post.


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Tomorrow: The depth of God's poetry.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Podcast #21: Glue Is Great

In which God recalls the proper use of glue.


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Tomorrow: God will prove that He is not Wikipedia.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Podcast #20: My Hymen

In which God speaks of His lost youth.


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Tomorrow: God will speak of the virtues of glue.

Podcast #19: Why Is the Sky Blue?

In which God tackles an age-old question.


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Tomorrow: God will speak of His virginity.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Podcast #18: The A-Bomb

In which God explains the nature of the atomic bomb.



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Tomorrow: God will learn an important lesson.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Podcast #17: A Line in the Sand

In which God responds to emails about Melissa and draws a line in the sand...


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Tomorrow: The atomic bomb.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Podcast #16: More of That Evil Bitch, Melissa

In which God deals with an annoying six-year-old.


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Tomorrow: Listeners respond to God's behavior towards Melissa.

Podcast #15: Melissa

In which God talks to a cute six-year-old.


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Tomorrow: More Melissa.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Podcast #13: Memories

In which God reminisces about the good old days.


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Tomorrow God will answer a very important question.

Podcast #12: My Penis

In which God apologies for talking about His penis last week.


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Tomorrow: God remembers the good old days.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Podcast #11: I Don't Get No Respect

In which God does some Shakespeare.


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Tomorrow: God accidentally mentions His penis again.

Podcast #10: That Bastard Einstein Again

In which God reveals a horrifying truth.


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Tomorrow God will tell us what He won't tell us.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Podcast #9: Einstein

In which God asks for some consideration.


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Tomorrow: More of that bastard, Einstein.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Podcast #8: Pregnant Women Suck

In which God teaches us an important lesson.


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Tomorrow: God plays chess with Einstein.

Podcast #7: Yummy Food

In which God discusses culinary delicacies.


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Tomorrow: God shows pregnant women what's what.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Podcast #6: Are You Really God?

In which God answers three big questions about religion.


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Tomorrow: God will teach us something about food.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Podcast #5: I Need a Job

In which God suggests He is capable of performing other jobs.


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Tomorrow: God answers the biggest questions of them all.

Podcast #4: Cats

In which God finally explains cats to mankind.


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Tomorrow: God will show us He has other talents.

Podcast #3: Men Suck

In which God competes with mortal men.


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Tomorrow: God dares explain cats!

Podcast #2: I'm Not Bitter

In which God answers reactions to his first post and is very, very polite about it.


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Tomorrow: God will explain His problems with the males of the species.

Podcast #1: Kiss My Ass

In which God introduces Himself and talks about His virtues.


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Tomorrow: God will talk about reactions to His first post.